Man, some of the neighbors around here have no respect for authority. Everyone knows that Tabs is the head honcho. He’s the CFO (Chief Feline Officer), for meowing out loud!
Like the local turkey troupe? They’re always monopolizing the corporate salad bar. Tabs wanted to grab a quick bite before he started some intense kitty modeling negotiations today with Dior, but he couldn’t because of these guys…
There was just a lot of unsanctioned outside activity. Everyone should know by now that the golden hour first thing in the morning is when Tabs likes to take his walk, so there shouldn’t have been any unsanctioned horseplay or activity.
This guy even had the unmitigated gall to dig a big hole right next to Tabs!
Can you even imagine? Some gophers are so disrespectful… ?
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,