If my mother slaps you and you slap her back, I will beat you blue and black – Nigerian man

I am very confident that my mom won’t slap my wife. 1st off, she’s late. Even at that, she’s too quiet and loves my wife to do dat. But let’s just for talk sake says, she was alive and slaps my wife, Abeg wifey no slap her back o. Just leave her, go inside bedroom. Pick ur phone and call me. Then when I return, my mama must apologize to my wife, and maybe excuse our house for a while.RUBBISH thought tho. My mama can’t do that I fit vouch. Mama RIP jare. Dem don bring sweet memories of u to me, and ? ? of missing you. You left us too early mom