You may not realise it, but your body is essentially one big toxic waste dump. In fact, according to a consortium of health professionals including the Environmental Protection Agency, it’s estimated that each year the average human inhales around two grams of solid air pollution, eats 14lbs of food additives and absorbs up to a gallon of other chemical nasties like pesticides
Add to that the calorie-packed pints, deep-fried cheese boards and sugar-laden sweets you’ve spent the last month pumping yourself full of and chances are your face is looking like a week-old turkey with dry skin and blotches.
“The skin itself is an organ of elimination, so the body will transport excess wastes there to be removed through the lymphatic system and sweating,” explains Candice Gardner from The International Dermal Institute. “This can lead to a dull and puffy appearance.”
If all that has you searching for a five- (or in this case, nine-) step programme to reverse the effects of a year-end pickling, you’ve come to the right place. Here’s what you need to know.
Drink Pints
No, not of beer, but the clean, alcohol-free stuff that springs up from mountain wells. Whether you plan to go dry for January or not, now is the ideal time to hike your H2O.
“The most important starting point to assist the body and skin in eliminating toxins is to increase water intake,” says Gardner. “Drinking this in place of other fluids such as caffeine and alcohol will assist in rapidly flushing the toxins from the system.”
As a general rule, you should aim to knock back two litres a day but you can gradually build this up with a few extra glasses at regular intervals, and there are plenty of apps to help you keep track.

Hit The Gym
There’s a fair chance the muscle hut has been on hiatus for the last month and the only pumping you’ve been doing is your face full of food and booze.
If you are to stand any chance of appearing healthier on the outside (and lose some of that festive lard), it’s time to dig out the trainers and re-join the gym.
“Keeping your muscles active helps to move stagnant fluid in the body’s tissue and increase the pumping of lymphatic fluid,” says Gardner. “This is important because your lymphatic system is responsible for the removal of toxins within the deeper layers of the skin, which can have a positive impact on the appearance of the skin.”

Mask Your Problems
Face masks are one of the simplest and most effective ways to rid skin of the impurities that sit on its surface and can clog its pores, leading to breakouts.
When it comes to detoxification, look for products that contain absorbent clays. Or for sensitive skin, opt for a gentle mask that uses natural ingredients or plant-based amino acids to purify the skin instead.
Use these once or twice per week after exfoliating. “This improves the mask’s performance by removing any dead skin cells that would otherwise act as a sponge for the mask,” says Gardner.
