Wayne Rooney’s party girl Laura Simpson makes a joke about the size of his manhood on Twitter, compares him to ‘Shrek’ Laura Simpson, the ‘party girl’ who got Wayne Rooney into trouble after he was arrested for drinking and driving while behind the wheel of her car, has made an awkward remark about the size of … Continue reading Wayne Rooney’s party girl Laura Simpson makes a joke about the size of his manhood on Twitter, compares him to ‘Shrek’