PARTY girl Laura Simpson called Wayne Rooney “Shrek” on Twitter and said he was hung like an ogre. She also claimed the Everton striker had “tekkers” – slang for technique – after they were caught together in her VW Beetle. After early denials Laura, 29, claimed she and Rooney had “kissed and cuddled” following his … Continue reading Rooney party girl renames him ‘Mr Shrek’