I Gave Up on Threesomes,” Says Falz: Nigerian Musician Shares Hilarious Experiences

In a world where love and relationships can be as complicated as assembling IKEA furniture, Nigerian musician Folarin Falana, better known as Falz, has bravely taken to the airwaves to unveil his less-than-stellar threesomes experiences. The rapper and comedian recently opened up about his escapades during an interview on the ‘Over The Top’ show, revealing that his adventures in the bedroom were much more ‘oops’ than ‘oops-a-daisy.’

For those unfortunate souls unversed in modern dating lingo, a threesome is when three individuals decide to join forces for a little romantic rendezvous. Sounds fun, right? Alas, Falz’s real-life experiences tell a different story, filled with missteps and awkward moments that would make even the most seasoned rom-com writer raise an eyebrow.

Twice is Enough: The Hilarious Misadventures of Falz

According to Falz, he took the plunge not once, but twice into the world of threesomes – a noble effort, to be sure. But it seems both his attempts were less of a new summer blockbuster and more of an indie film that went straight to DVD. In a now-viral clip, the artist recounts, “What might be interesting to note is that I have only attempted it twice, and they did not really go well. The last time was about two years ago or so.”

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You can practically hear the collective gasp of the crowd as he admits that, after that second attempt, he fondly waved goodbye to his dreams of a tantalizing trio. Applauded for his honesty and humor, Falz shared that he didn’t just walk away without understanding why things went south. Nope, he took it a step further and sought professional advice.

“In my quest to decode the mystery behind my failed experiences,” Falz explained, “I spoke to some professionals about my experience, and they said the problem is that you are planning it.” Ah yes, there it is. The age-old adage: “Sometimes, the more you plan, the more you ruin the fun.” Who knew that while trying to channel your inner Casanova, you’d end up resembling a bumbling sitcom character instead?

The Art of Letting Go

So, what’s the solution to this three-person tango that seems to be less “Dancing with the Stars” and more “Flailing with the Friends”? Apparently, the answer lies in shedding your inner control freak. Falz shared that the professionals advised him to let it happen naturally, rather than trying to script an epic romantic saga.

Anyone who has ever attempted to plan a spontaneous adventure knows that too much planning can suck the spontaneity right out of the room—much like a vacuum cleaner at a party. In fact, Falz’ experiences serve as a hilarious reminder that life, especially in the realm of intimacy, is better enjoyed when we take a step back and just let things unfold.

A Candid Look at Modern Relationships

The discussion around threesomes often stirs up a cocktail of excitement, curiosity, and sometimes a side of judgment, especially in a culture where open conversations about sex don’t always flow as freely as a well-shaken martini. Falz’s candid admission adds a refreshing and relatable twist to the conversation; that even celebrities, who seem to glide through life on a cloud of glamor, encounter hiccups of their own in the pursuit of pleasure.

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His journey reminds us that perhaps everyone isn’t living the glamorous “Sex and the City” lifestyle we see on TV. Instead, we may all face our own comedic moments behind closed doors. As a beloved figure in Nigerian music, Falz’s honesty offers fans a chance to chuckle and relate to the unexpected intricacies of modern relationships.

Wrapping It Up with a Laugh

Falz’s story is more than just a tale of failed threesomes; it’s a testament to the journey of understanding oneself amidst the chaos of romantic and sexual exploration. So, the next time you find yourself dabbling in the world of threesomes—or anything that involves more than two—remember Falz’s pearls of wisdom: sometimes, it’s best to toss the plan out the window and simply enjoy the ride.

Whether it’s a romantic escapade, a dance party gone wrong, or an unexpected encounter at the grocery store, life is all about rolling with the punches–or in Falz’s case, rolling with the too-many-punches.

To all those thinking of trying a three-way venture, take a page from Falz’s experience: maybe skip the elaborate plans and just see where the night takes you. Just be ready for a story you won’t soon forget, even if it doesn’t end up as the romantic comedy you had in mind.

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In conclusion, whether you’re a seasoned pro at navigating the waters of modern dating or someone who, like Falz, has fancy visions of wave-free threesomes, there’s no right or wrong way—just your way. And who knows? Maybe one day, you’ll find yourself laughing about it all just like Falz.